this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
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I worked with not one, but two people who left skid marks on the toilet seats of both the men's and women's bathrooms. I can't count the number of times I flipped out about it because I was always the one to clean it, literally wiping other people's asses. I would've said "fuck it" and just left the shop to use the bathroom at the gas station and let them wallow in their own filth, except it was embarrassing as hell to let customers use the bathrooms, especially since I was typically the only one at the sales counter.
I complained over and over again to my boss, who finally started writing them up for it, but it was a worthless company that never followed up on that stuff. Eventually one of them was transferred out and fired over some other incompetence, but the other was still there shitting on the seat when I eventually got fed up with those people and quit.
I hated quitting the job, but it's satisfying to know that it's not my problem anymore.
i think some people you mentioned likely are only wiping when they standup, and not while they are sitting on the toilet, so thier "ass still having poo get smeared on the seats" as they slide on the toilet seat.
.... Are you shoving your hand between your butt and the toilet seat to wipe?
Standing up does not require sliding on the toilet seat.
Who slides their ass on the toilet seat at all though? I don't think my asshole has ever once touched the toilet seat and I think I'd get freaked out if it did. It'd be such a gross feeling like if your tip dips in the toilet water when you sit down or if it touches the seat.