this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
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I'm going to Hell for this

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[–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

.... Are you shoving your hand between your butt and the toilet seat to wipe?

Standing up does not require sliding on the toilet seat.