this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
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I'm going to Hell for this
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Just how does someone like this, who doesnt even understand personal hygiene, even find a girlfriend?
In 2026?
OpenAI provides the GF.
In 3026, maybe she just can't smell. 🤷♂️
They don’t. They just casually drop the word “girlfriend” into a conversation to try and prove that they’re not an incel.
Of course, I’m making some major assumptions here, but I stand by them all.
Nah I have a stinky cousin that has always done well with ladies. I was baffled when he was 15 dating cheerleaders and hanging out every night near my friend circle.
Literally he only wore black socks which made his feet and shoes smell worse, and he was covered in the most acne I had ever seen on a person because he wouldn't shower but maybe 2 times a week. His room smelled like cum, he smelled like cum, he didn't use deodorant much, wore only basketball shorts and tee shirts. He basically collected the dishes from the house in his room and his room looked like he was meant for hoarders.
He has always had a girlfriend or several.
At least it doesnt make sense that they want to get the bad smell off if they are kind of person who would have their chair smell like that. But I suppose they might also have friends that have complained about it.