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[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Nah I have a stinky cousin that has always done well with ladies. I was baffled when he was 15 dating cheerleaders and hanging out every night near my friend circle.

Literally he only wore black socks which made his feet and shoes smell worse, and he was covered in the most acne I had ever seen on a person because he wouldn't shower but maybe 2 times a week. His room smelled like cum, he smelled like cum, he didn't use deodorant much, wore only basketball shorts and tee shirts. He basically collected the dishes from the house in his room and his room looked like he was meant for hoarders.

He has always had a girlfriend or several.