this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
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[โ€“] lemmyman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have timed my body to need to shit just before I take a shower, so when im done I just pinch my cheeks together and waddle into the shower and rinse off my ass

[โ€“] dubs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I used to do this, until I got a bidet