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[โ€“] philipp_@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I do indoor cycling. I also did a nonstop 400km gravel ride this summer, is that real enough for you, strong man?

[โ€“] Anon7394@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Really, you didn't get off your bike for 13 hours straight (at 30 kph)?

I don't believe you.