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[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 15 points 5 days ago

I love normie gyms. There's multiple treadmills, bikes, and all sorts of machines, but only one cage and only one bench - and they're never taken, even when the gym is busy!

I can just go in, even take both and no one bats an eye, it's amazing. And the gym is a 5min walk from my house!