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Lawyers working for the Met police told a detective who had been raped by a colleague that she could not have severe trauma because she was only attacked once.

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Clarity there was luck.

I've been doing some accidental cunkposting here and there.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Ancient Greeks died out when they suddenly realized they were all made of marble, and stopped breathing and moving. They're still there, you can touch 'em and give 'em high fives, they like that, they smile inside. But outside they're dead. That's how you know. They got that "encased inside marble" bit about them that must be rough to live with.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Milk comes in many different forms: powdered, condensed, beef, and if one were to mix the three forms together, they would get six percent milk. I tried it once, it was a bit much, but I like ice cream and ice cream is even more milk and less water than that, so I think I just have to keep going with the whole enmilkening thing.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are these cunk quotes or are these your creations? I can't tell them apart

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They’re mine, and thanks a lot!

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Holy fuck bruh! You should just be cunkposting