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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My ex and I are Batman and Catwoman. Completely different life goals, but we want to see each other succeed and are good friends. Plus she's smoking hot, and you could cut a cake from the sexual tension