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Florida gambling helpline director sentenced to nearly 10 years over $1.4m theft to fund addiction (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Manxome@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every day I grow more and more convinced that the only substantial economic activity that occurs in Florida is real estate fraud, and that the social caste hierarchy is basically just 'who can do the most real estate fraud'.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wanna buy a nice condo?

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What are you all outta bridges?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Only if you accept payment in ... uh ... GrantCardoneCoin.