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Anon hates new slang (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Xahvoc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Go to the doctor once in a while even if you have to just run from the bill. :(

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pro tip: carry an apple and they cant legally bill you for health care.

[–] GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

So that's what Apple Pay is

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

The problem is, that the apple field repels any doctors, so they can't do a checkup