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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

my CV has objectives, code skills, and infra skills right at the top: 1 para each

work experience also has some relatively plain english: achievements and responsibilities as bullet point sentences

all of these contain opinions somewhere… usually in the form of “i thought and pushed for this, worked great”

objectives is almost entirely opinion: the way i think about systems and what i want to achieve in a professional context

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Interesting, sounds pretty different from the format typically recommended. Would you be willing to share (after taking out any PII of course)?

[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The recommended format is what all the AI bots are going to use.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

But it's also what all the AI filters are going to be checking for no?