I lost a butt plug for 8 months because the safe spot was a giant container of condoms. I only found it because it glows in the dark and I thought the container was haunted when I woke up after a 2 hour nap.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Midway through reading the first line of your comment I was extremely worried

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Always always always have a flared base.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not always guaranteed even with that, be careful folks, I barely escaped an embarrassing trip to the ER.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Try a lanyard?

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Lol good idea

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Proportionate to one's own, ofc.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 12 points 6 days ago

Ha ha, I as well was worried this story took a dark turn.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I want a glow in the dark butt plug! That sounds awesome.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I got mine from a local shop, but it looks like there are a bunch of different options available online from the quick search I just did... Mine is glass and kinda looks like this one.

[–] Micromot@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

New opportunities for uranium glass

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

New product line : Uranus glass

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

It's safe, though. Uranalium™ has been deeply tested for safety.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Matrix like, it's cool