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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"Johnson, you've been putting a lot of hustle in to hit these Q3 sales targets and well, we've noticed - myself and the other wealthy. What do you say you join us all tonight as my guest, in my home, to discuss your bright future. We'll be drowning puppies around 8PM to warm up. See you then?"