this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2026
270 points (97.2% liked)
Not the Onion
3097 readers
2 users here now
For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Okay, I'm going to say it.
AI has secretly taken over the white house and this is their first demand.
That would be better.