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https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117406176604364910

https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2026/10/08/trump-calls-anyone-who-says-ai-instead-of-super-intelligence-an-enemy/

Excerpt of the executive order https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/09/inaugurating-the-era-of-super-intelligence/ from last week:

The terminology used by the Federal Government should reflect the transformative capabilities of these technologies and the limitless opportunities they create for the American people. Accordingly, the term “Super Intelligence” more appropriately captures the promise, potential, and rapidly advancing capabilities of these technologies. It is therefore the policy of my Administration that, to the maximum extent permitted by law, the executive branch shall use the terms “Super Intelligence” and “SI” in place of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” and will not acknowledge the usage of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” in any applicable setting.

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[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

fucking call them LLMs, what they are. Do not dress up the pig and put lipstick on it.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I prefer "Fake Intelligence" but okay

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is also acceptable, but it still like putting shoes on that pig.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How dare you shaming my kink?

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If the pig likes it, ok, but this pig doesnt get a vote.

[–] Cheebus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

what about us that are polyhamorous?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

so if i'm talking about how police are generating child porn, i should say they're using Large Language Models?
Are you sure you have thought this through?

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It is that, language can be pixels, hell we used knitting for codes in the past. It seems like your definition needs to be looked at. I mean there are tribes that used notched wood to write (and also map). So while it seems uncomfortable to you to use the term like this, it is indeed what it is. And even if not, you wanna use the word intelligence instead while referring to the thing you just described??