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"...and then the evil sorcerer said 'Your fence is the wrong shade of brown!'" (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew a poop knife family. They had 10 kids though, that might have had something to do with it.

[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I just feel like, and maybe I’m misunderstanding the usage instructions here, but if you have to use a knife to scrape poop off your behind… you should probably see a doctor about changing your diet.

[–] Schemen110676@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Its not to scrap it off your butt.. but to cut it into smaller pieces in the bowl..

No..

I am not making that up...

[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my god 😳

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Some older toilets can clog up from having too-small passageways. It's a thing lol.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

lmao, thanks for making my night.