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[–] bampop@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

People are acting like it's not a problem, but if we have just one more downgrade of that magnitude, we'll be in big trouble

[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, at that magnitude loss one more and we'd only have tens of millions of years left.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

does that mean I can quit my job and go on a hedonistic rampage?

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I think everyone would be understanding about this today, even.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago

You're looking at 3 further drops of that magnitude for it to have any meaningful impact on anyone alive today. But if we do have 3 then yes, it's absolutely time to go apeshit.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Getting awful close to cosmic margins of error there

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

is that going to take longer than 30 years?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nope. One more downgrade like that and the collapse of the solar system will be 88 billion years in the past. It'll collapse before it even formed, and none of this mess will have happened in the first place. Come to think of it, that doesn't sound so bad. Since it precedes the big bang, that might help with damage limitation.

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 weeks ago

I can get behind Accelerationism if it means we cause an integer overflow