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[-] Chunk@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.

Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!

[-] coco@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yea but it take time !!!

How many shit you have to unhook from whatever to save the shit ?? 100 ?? That take minutes !!!!!

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

just have a tub of water rigged above the server

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Y'all... just... unhook the cable from the demarc...?

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