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Anon keeps up with new tech (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What? With kg he would need to be over twice as fat. Cos u know, 480kg is over two times 480 pounds.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Hectograms would’ve worked fine though. Admittedly 480 hg is pretty much starvation for a regular sized man, but more attainable than 480 kg.

[–] peacepath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

if you are a bit above 400 pounds you may want to push a bit to reach 480. If you are 200kg, adding 280kg for the joke would seem to hard... and so the cycle would not start.