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Drug-free chickens (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, that would make more sense. I don't understand the allure of having your sandwich assembled by someone who is pretty much guaranteed to be high. It's like ok, bread, mayo, meat, stare into space for a couple of seconds, or was it twenty minutes? This sandwich would probably be better with a fork on it.

[–] lps2@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Their staff are always super friendly and at least the few times I been, made pretty dank sandwiches so 🤷‍♀️

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

WTF are you smoking to make you lose track of time like that? Are you sure it’s pot and not, like, salvia?

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've made some ridiculously good sandwiches while high.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

There may some bias involved though.