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[–] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 5 days ago

Like those creepy bull riding machines where they say you can get a free drink if you last 90 seconds, and then the operator spends that whole time trying to make their tops fall down and skirts ride up, before flinging them off with three seconds left. I suspect "spinning ride which lifts women's skirts" is probably at least part of the point.