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I mean, from the same article I have to keep reading on your behalf:
I don't think I can compile enough statistics on the niche crimonology of "people who take upskirt shots at Oktoberfest" to satisfy "do they follow through on that?" – nebulous enough that the goalposts could be anywhere, especially for someone who can't be bothered with the bare minimum effort to inform themselves on the topic – but it's enough that I hope you'll consider researching the topic further if you want to justify being this obnoxious.
I don't know what you're talking about – specifically or generally.
In this case, I just read the article, came to the comments, read the things you said, and remembered parts of the article that contradict it.