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[–] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Birds of a shit feather Randy.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

"Randels, we got some shitburds to dunk Raners... ...Now less gets over there and do a mrurgurrpfff....... .zzzzzz..."

"Mr. Lahey, are you okay? You promised me we'd get some greasy cheeseburgers, but you fell asleep on the fuckin' loveseat again.."