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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon experiences a glitch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That might have been a cocktail depending on what you had done, or they didn't give you oxygen during recovery while your respiration was still depressed

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was given oxygen during the procedure as well as in recovery, but to your other point they could have given me something else too when I was under.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Probably some paralyzing agent, to stop you from twitching and moving while they worked. And probably a tiny miscalculation, or maybe even intentionally to avoid you doing something stupid before your rational brain was done rebooting.