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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Duuuuude, the last time I had to deal with panic that strong, it was because my parents were asking why I had to have so many drives, before tugging on my open rig to try to pull them out. What the fuck, dad? YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE