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Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000! (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 40 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Where is XP and Vista on this chart. Millennium edition is missing but we don't count That one anyway.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're all NaN and were discarded at outliers... Yeah, they're that bad compared to 2000.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about my first windows, the 3.0 😭

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I think I jumped over from DOS at 3.1. High five!

[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If you could get *Windows ME to install without crashing.

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

get YOU to install what?

[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ME was the abbreviation for Millennium in Windows ME.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only version of windows I ever purchased.

They owe me now.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

You should take it to small claims court

[–] wackyheartfluid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I counted it. They said it was 'more stable'. It was not. I used to know my CD license code off by heart.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

XP in ASCII is [0x58, 0x50] and Vista is [0x56, 0x69 0x73, 0x74, 0x61]. If we add all of them together we get 168 (0xB2 for XP and 519 (0x207) for Vista