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Syrian city of Douma bans grooms from their own wedding parties (www.newarab.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The decision by Douma City Council in the Damascus countryside prohibits "the groom entering women's celebrations in the halls of Douma city", according to a copy of the order published by the council.

It means that even the groom himself cannot enter the women's section of a wedding celebration.

In socially conservative parts of Syria, weddings are usually segregated by gender. However at the end of the women's party the groom usually enters to meet the bride and take her home.

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh huh. Muslims are above criticism I see. Gotcha.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They're not, it's just about context. In this case, it's only funny as a joke against all muslims. As a joke against conservative Syrian muslims, I guess?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

it’s only funny as a joke against all muslims.

No?

My dude - even the article title specifies a specific city within Syria as where this is happening. The body doesn't even mention Islam.

Seriously - I hope you stretched first.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

So what is the joke?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

The joke is that a silly religious tradition has been made law.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That Douma passed an absurd law which has the locals going "Dude WTF?!"

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

What make in oniony? What is the irony? Is every stupid law fodder for this place?