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i think i'm lucky in that my competencies are as generic as you can get -- python, bash, ansible, postgres on linux -- and is so accessible that there are plenty of resources to be found online to minimize that 2 years.
but apparently, not as lucky as you since i never received such a document and the surprise layoffs never allowed me to create such a document for anyone else -- i doubt that i even know how to make one since i've never seen one.