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Passenger says United ‘trapped’ her next to a man who masturbated on flight. Then the airline let him leave. (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by nocturne@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Edit: Original site is paywalled and seeming to not always load, here is another article about the incident: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/united-airlines-flight-masturbating-incident/6551525/

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Well? Did he cum?!

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago

“That kid is back on that escalator.”

[–] str82L@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Easy cum, easy go

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

I guess you could say he arrived at his destination.

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml -3 points 3 weeks ago

This shit is sexual assault. Fuck you.