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Lisdexamfetamine+caffeine, let's gooooooo
Hands shaking but mind is going brrrr
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Everything brrr if you coffee enough
can't eat, coding.....
Help! I can no longer code. It feels like there's an anvil on my chest.
Lisdex in the morning and then some caffeine around 2pm to buff out the curve.