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The coat rack.
Seriously someone please help me get off of this thing. I've been stuck here for weeks. Everyone I call out to for help takes one whiff of me and bolts in the opposite direction. I'm thirsty, so thirsty.
I'll help you, just give me the keys to get in. I'm hungry so might have to make myself some food before I can get you down. Is your wallet in the coat?