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Anon fears The Hand (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if the next hand victim gets shot into space and it would take the hand more then one day to reach that person?

Or if its relative, because the hand is slightly faster so it moves always relative with the person, what if it takes more then one day to get back? Does it just respawn on earth?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine the hand has a getaway island where it lies on a sunny beach to get a tan, has a nice little patch of forest to act as a scratching post, and jerks off oil tankers causing occasional spillage

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds reasonable.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If you push a spacecraft to nearly the speed of light. Will the hand trigger a black hole