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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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If you say "I can't wait for him to die" and the whole world thinks of the same person, it's probably pretty damn bad
He's so stupid that you even know who I mean when I say "he's so stupid".
I have started looking for restaurants for when Trump dies, at the moment I have been looking at the best Greek restaurants, but I'll make a spreadsheet with options and pick on the day.
Yeah, making a reservation several days beforehand would probably raise a couple red flags 😁
Not like you have to specify "I'm making this reservation to celebrate Trump's death" though
Hopefully, it happens on a Tuesday. If so, I'm doing Taco Tuesday 😂. Specifically, the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell because they're orange.
Hey, any day can be a Taco Tuesday if you want it to be. Especially if the taco in question is himself the kind that changes things names on a whim. You could have 7 or more Tuesdays per week for all I care.
Fucking brilliant
I'm finding someone who set up a tent on the side of the road making street tacos and ordering all the lengua and cabeza tacos they have.
On the flip side. Let him stay long enough to destroy his movement.
Yeah, he's doing tons of damage to it right now. When he dies they're going to try to whip the cult into a frenzy, so the more that can be disillusioned before he croaks, the better.
Kirk was a test run
Don't bring Melania into this.