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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52150849

[sorry, off topic, couldn't resist]: Smoking Bare Foot Pets and no coma...

... I know, it's seriouuuusssss.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just don't smoke your barefooted pets. Simple.

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

its OK my dogs have shoes

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

I don't like anything smoked anyway. Now roasted, OTOH...

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

The sign doesn't say anything about barefoot pets though. There's a space between "bare" and "foot", so they should be interpreted as separate words.

Clearly this sign is saying that you can't give foot pets while smoking bare. If you're enjoying a cigarette in the buff and you get the urge to pet someone's feet, you need to either finish your smoke or get dressed first.