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$500,000 or a date with Sydney Sweeney? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to c/shitposting@lemmy.today

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Everybody seems to assume "date" equals sex.

On the other hand, $500,000 does exactly equal half a million dollars.

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Honestly? Idk if it's just me but who wants to even date someone who's no different from a random person? Hell I'll turn the offer down for a free lunch, let alone half a million dollars. And I think many people would do the same if they're thinking with their minds instead of dicks.