Shitposting

Hmm, stilted and awkward date with someone I barely know, given that I’m a lesbian who hides under a hat and she’s all out in the open,

or immediately pay off my house and my wife’s student loans?

I don't understand the obsession with this chick. she's just another hot bod, what makes her so culturally important vs any other hot bod?

I don't think it can be overstated how much more life changing $500k is compared to 1 date with her.

Not a committed relationship mind you, 1 date.

I would not go on a date with her for free, that's the lowest I'll go.

MAGA cunts fuck off

With 500k I could get multiple hookers that are just as good looking

Who even is she? I'll take the$500,000 and have a glorius date with my wife.

Having an awkward time with a woman I don't even consider being that attractive and I know nothing about, or getting enough money to pay off my mortgage, get two new cameras, several lenses, renovate my kitchen and bathroom, and have money left over.

Yeah, I am taking the money, every time, no question.

Isn't she a MAGAt? Or do they just wanna lick her toes because of her appearance? 🤢

Money. Jesus Christ what kind of pathetic loser would say yes to date some broad who don't even like you? Hardly a date that'd be.

$500 let alone three more zeros.

a date is a date. $500k is a whole lotta hookers and blow.

An escort who looks like her would be 2 grand tops

My wife would be pissed if I didnt take the money.

I would get paid $500,000 not to go on a date with her.

If we knock two zeros off that we have an interesting discussion ahead of us. As is, choosing $500,000 is a no-brainer.

There are simply too many women as gorgeous as her, most of whom with better personalities and values, that would be more than happy to go on a single date with a random (non-creep) for $5,000 or less.

You'll still have to pay for the date.

Everybody seems to assume "date" equals sex.

On the other hand, $500,000 does exactly equal half a million dollars.

There is absolutely nothing to gain from a date with Sydney Sweeney, likely not even a nice company.

I can't even think of any fictional women who'd make me pick the date.

Money please.

I can see a nice set of tits for a lot less than 500k.

nothing against whoever she is but yeah I'm taking that cash

sure I may be gay but I can't imagine any person I'd pay the opportunity cost of that much money to go on one date with

"$500,000 or something you have no desire to do?"