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If we knock two zeros off that we have an interesting discussion ahead of us. As is, choosing $500,000 is a no-brainer.
There are simply too many women as gorgeous as her, most of whom with better personalities and values, that would be more than happy to go on a single date with a random (non-creep) for $5,000 or less.
Idk, maybe four zeros.
Although then it just becomes a question of "would you rather go on a date or spend a night hanging out with your cat", and I'm guessing the answers will track closely based on age group.