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$500,000 or a date with Sydney Sweeney? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to c/shitposting@lemmy.today

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I think the last part is the real thing. It's either assuming you're fkn irresistible, or that she has no say in the matter.

Anyone who would pass up anything tangible for a chance to shoot their shot (and likely get shot down) is crazy.

inb4 someone comments about how they skipped a job interview to chase a woman they saw walking the street once and now they've been married for 82 years, so I'm wrong.