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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[–] Kupi@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“We’re not into beastiality,” said Patel. “It’s interspecies erotica, and we will not engage in this type of kink shaming.”

[–] kgbbot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If the other spices cannot be consenting a consenting partner, wouldn't that be interspecies rape and sexual assault? I don't want anyone willing to commit sexual assault regardless of the species as law enforcement, especially in this dumb fuck wanna be Nazi government

[–] Kupi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s a Clerks 2 reference.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You a vegan?

[–] Mescalito@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago

You're an idiot.

[–] Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I get this quote!