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[–] brem@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nowadays, if you want 72 virgins ya gotta be rich and be on a list for a private island..

..Too soon?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or you just go to any anime and/or manga convention.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

That reminds me,

..my grandfather told me on his deathbed that you inherited Bin Laden's hentai collection.

My question is, how many tries did it take you to teach him how to pronounce "hentai"?

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

You’re statistically more likely to be a suicide bomber than a billionaire

God knows I’d rather pyrotechnically ablate myself than step on a plane with any of those creeps, let alone a private island