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[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell me Son, are there 72 virgins waiting for that drone in Valhalla? I thought not

[–] brem@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nowadays, if you want 72 virgins ya gotta be rich and be on a list for a private island..

..Too soon?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or you just go to any anime and/or manga convention.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That reminds me,

..my grandfather told me on his deathbed that you inherited Bin Laden's hentai collection.

My question is, how many tries did it take you to teach him how to pronounce "hentai"?

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

You’re statistically more likely to be a suicide bomber than a billionaire

God knows I’d rather pyrotechnically ablate myself than step on a plane with any of those creeps, let alone a private island