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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or an escalation from the Epstein files. They have gotten all the underage rape they want, now they want to normalize beastiality.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

They like dogs because the oldest ones are only 15.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

excellent point. A tie in with the epstein files would explain this. If they were fucking kids at an industrial scale I bet they had animals too. So some rich bastards fucked some animals and now they want that decriminalized. Finally this makes sense.

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

When I first herd about the files, this was my exact thought. Some of the videos Ive been subjected to as an admin of furry stuff... Ain't no regular person got the funds to support that bad behavior.

There are ghetto (KY trailer park dog sex rings) cases, but anything larger than a dog.... There is an industry. That's why rich people go to horse races, they are shopping.