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The shit machine SCARES US EVERY DAY and we are 90% certain it will END THE WORLD but we continue to BUILD IT ANYWAY.
You cannot stop THE SHIT MACHINE, it is UNIMAGINABLY POWERFUL. It will BE YOUR DADDY, and you will say I LOVE YOU