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This guy is so right we should do all of those things. Think of all the potential we'd waste if we did not make the shit machine and instead spent that literal $1,000,000,000,000,000 on rapid decarbonization grants, or buying and protecting rainforest with a global trust, or bioengineering killer bees that only attack billionaires. Unthinkable.