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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You ever tried rowing? The cardio indoor version.

You can flip the fuck out like no where else. The device will have the perfect answer for all Aggression you put into it.