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Cereal is still good (feddit.uk)

submitted 1 week ago by ChaoAmber@feddit.uk to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 14 points 6 days ago (4 children)

How to be a part of your partner's life:

darling, i never once considered whether or not i like these bowls because they serve the purpose i need them to. What do you not like about them?

I see what you mean, i suppose they are fairly bland and don't match our other dinnerware. It doesn't bother me even slightly, but I would love to investigate other options with you if you're planning to do so.

Yes, dearest, these new bowls are quite nice. I like how everything matches

OR EVEN

Honestly, peaches, i don't like how thin the new bowls feel, I'm afraid to use them because they feel delicate. I liked how robust the old ones were—i never had to worry. Does this concern you? We can always find other options.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This script feels incredibly stilted, it needs a rewrite with more feeling, needs to sound more like how humans speak not HR "people."

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes, i wrote it that way. It's not a script to be followed—it's about the idea.

[–] redkid1324@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Now I'm on my third set of bowls? Wtf am I made of money?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Who do you think you are? My therapist?!?

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

hmm, if i would be saying that, i would be lieing, because i truly thoroughly do not give a crap about superficial stuff like what color the bowls are. and i don't appreciate lieing to my partner, so i'd rather just shrug.