this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
278 points (98.6% liked)

Funny

16258 readers
2025 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't buy chocolate cookies in July, when the temperature is 105. (one-o-five. Just sayin')

Or ship live lobsters, using Ground™, even if it costs more going any other way.

iiiiiPhone is gonna need a signature. Instead I hand you something wet.

{Refrain repeats}
😎