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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Never gonna lift you up, never gonna break you down.
Never gonna burn one down, or return you.
Never pack onions to make you cry, never gonna stack 'em high.
Never gonna tell you Rhys Darby can't hurt you.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't buy chocolate cookies in July, when the temperature is 105. (one-o-five. Just sayin')

Or ship live lobsters, using Ground™, even if it costs more going any other way.

iiiiiPhone is gonna need a signature. Instead I hand you something wet.

{Refrain repeats}
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