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I have my doubts about this story. Two minutes (+ hookup time) and you've had one bite of that corndog? Wtf are you doing?! Eat that fucking corndog. Unless this is your second, you better explain yourself.
It's a food truck. Probably took 15 minutes just to get the corndog.
Also, no condiment? At least throw some yellow mustard on that corned glizzy
Perhaps they waited to start their dinner until the show began.
One does not simply eat only one corndog
Maybe there was a line for the corndogs?
If it's a fresh corndog, the only kind worth eating, he had to wait for it to cool.
"He's been eating corn dogs for 8 straight hours. He's a machine."
If you have sensitive teeth, corn dogs can be pretty rough if you don't wait a minute.